Archive for the 'Studies' Category

Big Wangs or Big Liars?

Sunday, November 30th, 2008

10,500 Europeans across 25 countries were instructed to go home, whip out their yogurt squirters, and measure them. Details on how to measure, with what device, and in what stage of arousal are unknown at this time. Nonetheless, the Institute of Condom Consultancy, the mastermind of this study, has reported that French men claim to [...]

25% of Female Teens Have an STD

Tuesday, March 11th, 2008

And I thought the bathroom stalls in White Castle were dirty! A new study is out today that reveals some eye-opening data in regards to sexually transmitted diseases among teen females. According to the study, one in every four female teens (aged 14 to 19) has at least one sexually transmitted disease. Crunching the numbers, [...]

British Men and Their TV’s

Wednesday, March 5th, 2008

In a landmark study of nearly 2,000 Britons, it was determined that a whopping 47 percent of men surveyed would forgo sex for six months in exchange for a 50-inch plasma TV. The study, conducted last month by electrical retailer Comet, found that just over a third of women would give up six months worth [...]

Fact or Fiction: Winston Churchill was Real?

Monday, February 4th, 2008

According to a recent UK study of 3,000 people, nearly 1 in 4 Britons believe that Winston Churchill did not exist. That’s right, they believed this historic figure was nothing more than a myth. Another 46% of respondents believed that 12th century English king Richard the Lionheart was also a mythical figure. Conversely, 58% [...]

Reduce the Risk of Lung Cancer by Working with Poop

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008

The New Scientist magazine is reporting that working with manure may drastically reduce the chances of developing lung cancer. The study found that dairy farmers are five times less likely than the general populace to develop lung cancer. The findings showed that farmers typically breathe in dust that consists largely of dried manure, along with [...]