Archive for the 'Paris Hilton' Category

Another Day, Another Stupid Hilton

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008

The award for “Stupidest Hilton of the Day” goes to Barron Hilton. Paris’ younger brother was arrested today in Malibu on charges related to drunk driving. Cops pulled over Barron in his black Mercedes and found that his blood alcohol level was twice the legal limit for a 21-year-old. Unfortunately, this little snot-nosed brat is [...]

Kevin Federline + Paris Hilton = Perfect Match

Tuesday, January 1st, 2008

Paris Hilton was spotted this weekend hanging out with Britney Spears’ former husband, Kevin Federline, at a Los Angeles club. The pair were spotted talking, giggling, and doing shots of tequila together. At one point in the night, Hilton reportedly planted a kiss on K-Fed’s cheek.
My take: These two idiots deserve each other. There is [...]

Paris Hilton’s Inheritance Dwindles

Thursday, December 27th, 2007

Barron Hilton, the 80 year old son of the hotel chain founder, announced today that he has earmarked 97% of his fortune for charity purposes. The Conrad N. Hilton Fund will receive an estimated $2.3 billion from Mr. Hilton - $1.2 billion now and $1.1 billion upon his death. The remaining 3%, about $69 million, [...]

Pamela Anderson Divorces…Again

Monday, December 17th, 2007

Pamela Anderson filed for divorce for a third time on Monday.  She had been married to Rick Saloman for a grand total of 3 months before filing the appropriate papers in court today.  Rick Saloman starred in the infamous Paris Hilton tapes a few years ago.  Anderson was previously married to Tommy Lee for 3 [...]

Paris Hilton in Nude Ad Campaign

Thursday, December 13th, 2007

What a shocker! Paris Hilton starring in her birthday suit once again. This time it’s a solo performance for the Rich Prosecco champagne brand. Apparently, you can drink this champagne out of a can. I wonder if they come in 12-packs or cases.