Funny

A postal worker he is not, for a postal worker can deliver mail in rain, sleet, snow, and most assuredly fog. The airline Flybe does not have such high expectations of its employees. A plane headed to Paris from Cardiff, England was forced to turn around when foggy conditions were discovered by the pilot. As [...]

Apparently, Oakland Raiders football was alive and well in Baghdad this morning. As President Bush delivered a  farewell speech in Iraq’s capital, an angry Iraqi man in the crowd, Muntadar al-Zeidi, hurled two shoes, one at a time, at President Bush. And just like what is typically witnessed in Oakland Raiders football games, both passes [...]

We know that most KFC employees do not bathe on a daily basis. I would have changed “most” to “all” had I not come across this story out of Anderson, California. Apparently three female workers at that KFC location decided to turn the establishment’s deep sink into a bathtub. Wearing nothing but underwear and swimwear, [...]

Jesse Levis, a 39-year-old Boston Red Sox scout, was arrested on Sunday for allegedly choking his chicken on the balcony of his Florida hotel room. The balcony overlooks a swimming pool where young girls were at play while he decided to shake hands with the unemployed. Levis’ job is to watch men play baseball all [...]

It usually pays to have large bazoombas. Japanese model Serena Kozakura proved that to be the case yesterday. Kozakura was charged with property destruction after it was alleged she kicked a hole through a man’s door and crawled through the hole, apparently because the man was with another woman. Lawyers in the case proved that [...]

According to two relatively attractive, but overly conceited 18-year-olds, Southwest Airlines removed them from a flight because they were too pretty. Nisreen Swedberg, a student at the University of South Florida, and friend Sarah Williams flew from Tampa Bay to Los Angeles on February 14th. When they arrived in Los Angeles, Southwest Airlines directed four [...]

All Elmo’s are not created equally. This Elmo Knows Your Name doll has an evil streak in it. After changing Elmo’s batteries, the Bowman family of Lithia, Florida, claim that the toy doll began unleashing death threats aimed towards their two-year-old son. Elmo began to repeatedly declare “Kill James” in a sing-song voice. Said James’ [...]

Thomas Ballard may be a good video game player, but his telephone dialing skills could use some serious help. After successfully completing an Xbox video game, the giddy 29-year-old Louisiana resident immediately called his friend and declared “I have killed them all.” The only problem was that it wasn’t his friend on the other end [...]

Angelica Perez, a 4-year-old girl from Bakersfield, California, somehow manged to get her head caught in the steering wheel of her family’s parked catering truck. After bystanders failed to free her wedged head, the fire department was called in for head-removal services. Minutes later, a fire crew sawed through the steering wheel and freed Perez’s [...]

Isn’t technology great? The parents of 2,550 Palm Bay High School students in Central Florida received automated telephone calls last week informing them that their child had to come into school for weekend detention. The school isn’t that out of control and so a phone system glitch is officially to blame for the mishap. Only [...]