Archive for the 'Deformities' Category

Lady with “Horse Teeth” Sues for $200K

Friday, December 26th, 2008

44-year-old Connecticut woman Marvalyn Foster was awarded nearly $198,000 by a jury after it was determined that her dentist, Darren Martinez, turned her chompers into “horse teeth.” The dentist promised to provide Foster with a “big, beautiful Hollywood celebrity smile.” Instead Foster was provided with a Mr. Ed smile. It could have been worse, Marvalyn. [...]

Half-Ton Murderer Too Fat to Prosecute

Saturday, August 23rd, 2008

Leave a 1,000 pound woman to babysit a child and only bad things can occur. The most likely outcomes are that the kid becomes lunch or is accidentally flattened into a whoopee cushion. Yet neither of these scenarios unfolded as Mayra Lizbeth Rosales, 27, of Edinburgh, Texas, was indicted on one count of first-degree murder [...]

Indian Baby Born with Two Faces

Thursday, March 13th, 2008

A baby girl born this Monday in northern India is being worshiped as an incarnation of God. As word began spreading of her birth, villagers gathered around her, sang and danced with her, gave her money, and asked for blessings in return. Why all the commotion? Because she was born with two faces and thus [...]

Man Had Breast Implants in His Legs

Monday, February 18th, 2008

It is not everyday that a man undergoes breast implant surgery. And it is even rarer when said man decides to insert the silicone implants in a spot other than the breast region. But that is exactly what silly Canadian man Lane Jensen decided to do. Jensen, a fan of body art and all things [...]

World’s Fattest Man Drops 570 Pounds

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008

You know you are extremely fat when you can drop 570 pounds and still be considered extremely fat. Manuel Uribe, 42, holds the title of World’s Fattest Man, a title bestowed upon him by the Guinness Book of Records. After topping out at 1,257 pounds and spending the last five years bed-ridden, Uribe has dropped [...]

World’s Hairiest Man Seeking a Wife

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008

Ladies, the window of opportunity for true romance has just re-opened. The world’s hairiest man, China’s Yu Zhenhuan, is officially back on the market and looking for a wife. Having recently split with his lover of three years, this strapping and sexy 29-year-old bachelor is on the prowl, looking for Miss Right.
   

Mexican Man Loses Ear in Police Chase

Monday, January 28th, 2008

A 22-year-old Mexican national is without an ear today, but one can make the case that he has been living without a brain for quite some time. The man (name withheld) was stopped by cops in La Joya, Texas for speeding. As the cops approached his car, the man sped off down the road into [...]

Skip Legault is Still Smoking

Friday, January 11th, 2008

The New York area has been bombarded with anti-smoking commercials featuring Skip Legault, a one-legged man who suffered multiple heart attacks, strokes, amputations, and surgeries thanks to a lifelong smoking addiction. The Daily News has learned that Skip Legault, despite all of the ailments he suffers and all of the anti-smoking messages he has helped [...]

British Dude Has Man Boobs

Thursday, January 10th, 2008

Lee Jardine, a 23-year-old British man, is frustrated that he has been repeatedly turned down for breast reduction surgery. Jardine suffers from Gynecomastia, a rare condition that caused him to grow abnormally large breasts. Said Jardine about his condition, “I’ve got a rare condition that not many people know about that I refer to [...]

The Man With the Blue Face

Thursday, December 20th, 2007

Paul Karason suffered from a skin ailment known as dermatitis, a condition that causes reddened, swollen, and itchy skin.  To combat this ailment, Karason not only rubbed a colloidal silver liquid compound onto his face, but he also drank it.  14 years later, his face is completely blue.
My take: You’d have to be pretty stupid [...]