Out like a fat chick in dodgeball! D-cupped super-fan Sondra Fortunato was escorted out of Giants Stadium last Sunday for violating stadium rules that prohibit the use of signs. Her 11×17 signs read “Go Giants” and “Have a No Guns Christmas.” In addition to the heinous crime of carrying signage, Fortunato showed up to the [...]
Your head must be occupied with crickets and not much else to think that an oven is a good hiding place for a loaded gun. Anthony Smith, 24, of Chicago, has been arrested and charged with two counts of endangering the life of a child, after the gun he hid in the family’s oven discharged, [...]
A Hawaiian man brought the horse of an ailing relative to the Wilcox Memorial Hospital in hopes of cheering up his buddy. According to Hospital spokeswoman Lani Yukimura, a drunk man and horse rode the elevator up to the third floor before security personnel met and stopped them. The patient was brought out to [...]
Edward Wise Davis, 37, and his wife Brazell Davis, 36, are clearly dedicated drinkers, but as parents they could use some helpful pointers. Davis drove to a local Florida bar with his 8-year-old daughter to meet his wife. When they arrived at the bar, Davis told his daughter to stay in the vehicle and “keep [...]
The New Vision, Uganda’s state-run newspaper, is reporting that 100 students from a western Uganda school suddenly became possessed by demonic spirits. Headmaster Vincent Kitende, of the Sir Tito Winyi Primary School, had this to say: “The situation is bad. About 100 pupils are totally mad. They are chasing everybody including teachers and fellow pupils, [...]
Aron Pritchard is one stupid dude. The Hutchinson, Kansas man goes on trial this week on charges that he placed two children in a clothing dryer. Pritchard faces charges of aggravated child endangerment and child abuse stemming from an incident that occurred back in November 2006. He confessed to placing his girlfriend’s two-year-old daughter [...]
Bizarre story out of Pasco, Washington. A man desperately sought some time off from work that he went so far as asking his friend to shoot him - with a gun. Daniel Kuch had initially told Washington detectives that he had been an innocent victim of a drive-by shooting. He later confessed that he asked [...]
It is not everyday that a man undergoes breast implant surgery. And it is even rarer when said man decides to insert the silicone implants in a spot other than the breast region. But that is exactly what silly Canadian man Lane Jensen decided to do. Jensen, a fan of body art and all things [...]
Crazy Michigan man Michael Thomas Isaacson pleaded guilty to unarmed robbery and faced no more than one year in jail. That was until he asked the judge for a longer, meatier sentence. Judge Timothy P. Pickard gladly obliged and slapped Isaacson with a prison term of 17 months to 15 years, along with a recommendation [...]
The Sheriff’s Office in Cumberland County is looking for a cross-dressing motorist who dangerously jumps out in front of female drivers in the Standish-Buxton area of Maine. Since last spring, the mustached cross-dresser has struck six times, with the most recent incident occurring last Sunday. The man typically pulls up in front of women drivers [...]
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