Busted

The tragedy of it all. Lindsey Evans, the star of many a man’s late night spank sessions, has been stripped of her Miss Teen Louisiana crown after leaving a restaurant without paying the bill. The 18-year-old bombshell, along with three friends (I’m assuming they were hot as well), racked up a restaurant bill of $46.07, [...]

Since when is it a crime to be naked? Apparently, when you look like Jamie Day. The 24-year-old bartender was arrested at the Pub Room in Alton, Illinois last week after a customer complained that the she was serving drinks in the nude. The whole scenario is a bit of a noggin-scratcher. I can understand [...]

The tenth time was the charm for perennial drunk driver and all-around loser Anthony Lynn Falco. Some may say the great state of Texas was slow to react, but they are finally locking up the 53-year-old Taylor man after he recorded his tenth DWI charge last June. Thankfully, Falco will be removed from society before [...]

Edward Wise Davis, 37, and his wife Brazell Davis, 36, are  clearly dedicated drinkers, but as parents they could use some helpful pointers. Davis drove to a local Florida bar with his 8-year-old daughter to meet his wife. When they arrived at the bar, Davis told his daughter to stay in the vehicle and “keep [...]

Either Fort Haven, Vermont is completely devoid of men or these two chicks are crazy. 23-year-old Amanda Lawrence and a 17-year-old female accomplice busted into a local Subway shop and proceeded to steal a life-size cardboard cutout of the company’s spokesman, Jared. The two thieves were decked out in hooded sweatshirts and bandannas to conceal [...]

The Spitzinator had good taste. Ashley Alexandra Dupre, a 22-year-old Jersey native turned high-priced prostitute, is believed to be Governor Spitzer’s secret bang-partner, “Kristen.” While working for the Emperors Club V.I.P., it is believed that Dupre and her co-workers raked in $80k from Spitzer over the years. “Client 9,” forced to resign his post as [...]

The actress who played Mary Ann on “Gilligan’s Island,” Dawn Wells, is serving a six month probation for possession of marijuana. The 69-year-old actress was sentenced on February 29 to a five days tour in jail, fined $410.50, and placed on probation after marijuana was found in her car. She pleaded guilty to one charge [...]

A Colorado woman who stained her pet poodle a bright shade of pink has been fined $1,000 by the city of Boulder. Joy Douglas has been using beet juice and Kool-Aid to color her dogs pink for years in hopes of promoting awareness for breast cancer. The Humane Society of Boulder Valley has a bone [...]

Jesse Levis, a 39-year-old Boston Red Sox scout, was arrested on Sunday for allegedly choking his chicken on the balcony of his Florida hotel room. The balcony overlooks a swimming pool where young girls were at play while he decided to shake hands with the unemployed. Levis’ job is to watch men play baseball all [...]

Think your state lottery games are on the up and up? Think they can’t be rigged? Think again. A former Indiana Lottery Security official was sentenced to eight years of home detention for his role in a lottery scam that took place back in 2004. William Foreman, an Indianapolis Police sergeant turned lottery security agent, [...]