Archive for the 'Busted' Category

Miss Teen Louisiana Skips On Restaurant Bill

Wednesday, October 22nd, 2008

The tragedy of it all. Lindsey Evans, the star of many a man’s late night spank sessions, has been stripped of her Miss Teen Louisiana crown after leaving a restaurant without paying the bill. The 18-year-old bombshell, along with three friends (I’m assuming they were hot as well), racked up a restaurant bill of $46.07, [...]

Nude Bartender Busted

Tuesday, October 21st, 2008

Since when is it a crime to be naked? Apparently, when you look like Jamie Day. The 24-year-old bartender was arrested at the Pub Room in Alton, Illinois last week after a customer complained that the she was serving drinks in the nude. The whole scenario is a bit of a noggin-scratcher. I can understand [...]

Texas Man Gets 60 Years for 10th DWI

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008

The tenth time was the charm for perennial drunk driver and all-around loser Anthony Lynn Falco. Some may say the great state of Texas was slow to react, but they are finally locking up the 53-year-old Taylor man after he recorded his tenth DWI charge last June. Thankfully, Falco will be removed from society before [...]

Daughter Locked in Truck So Parents Could Drink at Bar

Sunday, March 16th, 2008

Edward Wise Davis, 37, and his wife Brazell Davis, 36, areĀ  clearly dedicated drinkers, but as parents they could use some helpful pointers. Davis drove to a local Florida bar with his 8-year-old daughter to meet his wife. When they arrived at the bar, Davis told his daughter to stay in the vehicle and “keep [...]

Subway Thieves Stole Jared Cutout

Thursday, March 13th, 2008

Either Fort Haven, Vermont is completely devoid of men or these two chicks are crazy. 23-year-old Amanda Lawrence and a 17-year-old female accomplice busted into a local Subway shop and proceeded to steal a life-size cardboard cutout of the company’s spokesman, Jared. The two thieves were decked out in hooded sweatshirts and bandannas to conceal [...]

Random Pics: Ashley Alexandra Dupre

Wednesday, March 12th, 2008

The Spitzinator had good taste. Ashley Alexandra Dupre, a 22-year-old Jersey native turned high-priced prostitute, is believed to be Governor Spitzer’s secret bang-partner, “Kristen.” While working for the Emperors Club V.I.P., it is believed that Dupre and her co-workers raked in $80k from Spitzer over the years. “Client 9,” forced to resign his post as [...]

Mary Ann Busted for Mary Jane

Wednesday, March 12th, 2008

The actress who played Mary Ann on “Gilligan’s Island,” Dawn Wells, is serving a six month probation for possession of marijuana. The 69-year-old actress was sentenced on February 29 to a five days tour in jail, fined $410.50, and placed on probation after marijuana was found in her car. She pleaded guilty to one charge [...]

Pink Poodle Costs Owner $1,000

Tuesday, March 11th, 2008

A Colorado woman who stained her pet poodle a bright shade of pink has been fined $1,000 by the city of Boulder. Joy Douglas has been using beet juice and Kool-Aid to color her dogs pink for years in hopes of promoting awareness for breast cancer. The Humane Society of Boulder Valley has a bone [...]

Red Sox Scout Arrested For Lewd Act

Tuesday, March 4th, 2008

Jesse Levis, a 39-year-old Boston Red Sox scout, was arrested on Sunday for allegedly choking his chicken on the balcony of his Florida hotel room. The balcony overlooks a swimming pool where young girls were at play while he decided to shake hands with the unemployed. Levis’ job is to watch men play baseball all [...]

Lottery Official Sentenced for Role in Scam

Monday, March 3rd, 2008

Think your state lottery games are on the up and up? Think they can’t be rigged? Think again. A former Indiana Lottery Security official was sentenced to eight years of home detention for his role in a lottery scam that took place back in 2004. William Foreman, an Indianapolis Police sergeant turned lottery security agent, [...]