Archive for the 'Babes' Category

Miss Teen Louisiana Skips On Restaurant Bill

Wednesday, October 22nd, 2008

The tragedy of it all. Lindsey Evans, the star of many a man’s late night spank sessions, has been stripped of her Miss Teen Louisiana crown after leaving a restaurant without paying the bill. The 18-year-old bombshell, along with three friends (I’m assuming they were hot as well), racked up a restaurant bill of $46.07, [...]

Kristin Davis Becoming Relevant Again

Monday, March 17th, 2008

Struggling actresses take note: The most effective way to revive your fledgling career is to think is terms of these three letters: X, X, and X. Make the jump from traditional acting to adult acting and we just may talk about you, perhaps even make you relevant once again. Kristin Davis, a former star on [...]

Random Pics: Ashley Alexandra Dupre

Wednesday, March 12th, 2008

The Spitzinator had good taste. Ashley Alexandra Dupre, a 22-year-old Jersey native turned high-priced prostitute, is believed to be Governor Spitzer’s secret bang-partner, “Kristen.” While working for the Emperors Club V.I.P., it is believed that Dupre and her co-workers raked in $80k from Spitzer over the years. “Client 9,” forced to resign his post as [...]

Nursing Students Like You’ve Imagined

Monday, March 10th, 2008

Let’s face it, every dude fantasizes about nurses. Young, sexy, busty nurses gathered together in a close setting. One thing leads to another and before you know it, they begin to slowly disrobe, revealing perfectly sculpted melons. Other nurses on hand, perhaps a bit shy and bashful, but definitely curious, follow suit. Pretty soon it [...]

Sherlyn Chopra in PETA ads

Saturday, March 8th, 2008

Cheap labor, cashmere, monsoons, and lack of hamburgers. That’s what immediately comes to mind when I think of India. After snooping around on the net, however, I better add Sherlyn Chopra to that short list. She is a smoking hot actress from India who can definitely cause a pocket rocket. Over the past few months, [...]

Win a Date With Scarlett Johansson

Wednesday, March 5th, 2008

Let’s face reality. If you want to ask Scarlett Johansson for a date, your bank account balance better have a minimum of seven zeros to the left of the decimal point. After all, this is Scarlett Johansson, she will not go out with just anyone. She is like a Bentley in a world filled with [...]

Serena Kozakura Too Endowed to Commit Crime

Tuesday, March 4th, 2008

It usually pays to have large bazoombas. Japanese model Serena Kozakura proved that to be the case yesterday. Kozakura was charged with property destruction after it was alleged she kicked a hole through a man’s door and crawled through the hole, apparently because the man was with another woman. Lawyers in the case proved that [...]

Random Pics: Ramiele Malubay

Monday, March 3rd, 2008

American Idol contestant Ramiele Malubay generated headlines a few days ago when it was determined that she appeared in a racy photo. The picture purportedly showed the 20-year-old being felt up by her friends. In all honesty, the photo was pretty damn lame. The quality was quite poor, you couldn’t tell that it was even [...]

Random Pics: Abbie-Jane Swogger

Saturday, March 1st, 2008

A former pole-dancer turned teacher’s aide was arrested on Tueday after police found alcohol, marijuana, 9.5 grams of cocaine, used jimmy hat wrappers, and teenage boys and girls partying at a room in the Clarion Hotel. It’s fair to say the intent of the gathering was not to study English literature. Abbie-Jane Swogger, [...]

Too Pretty for Southwest Airlines?

Wednesday, February 27th, 2008

According to two relatively attractive, but overly conceited 18-year-olds, Southwest Airlines removed them from a flight because they were too pretty. Nisreen Swedberg, a student at the University of South Florida, and friend Sarah Williams flew from Tampa Bay to Los Angeles on February 14th. When they arrived in Los Angeles, Southwest Airlines directed four [...]