Archive for October, 2008

Miss Teen Louisiana Skips On Restaurant Bill

Wednesday, October 22nd, 2008

The tragedy of it all. Lindsey Evans, the star of many a man’s late night spank sessions, has been stripped of her Miss Teen Louisiana crown after leaving a restaurant without paying the bill. The 18-year-old bombshell, along with three friends (I’m assuming they were hot as well), racked up a restaurant bill of $46.07, [...]

Nude Bartender Busted

Tuesday, October 21st, 2008

Since when is it a crime to be naked? Apparently, when you look like Jamie Day. The 24-year-old bartender was arrested at the Pub Room in Alton, Illinois last week after a customer complained that the she was serving drinks in the nude. The whole scenario is a bit of a noggin-scratcher. I can understand [...]

“Playboy Bandit” on the Loose

Tuesday, October 7th, 2008

Ladies, do not worry. He is not dangerous and he wouldn’t know what to do with you if he caught you. And he couldn’t catch you because he is the size of a beached whale. The “he” I am referring to is the FBI-dubbed “Playboy Bandit.” The rather large 40-45 year-old man was caught on [...]