Land of Stupid

Your head must be occupied with crickets and not much else to think that an oven is a good hiding place for a loaded gun. Anthony Smith, 24, of Chicago, has been arrested and charged with two counts of endangering the life of a child, after the gun he hid in the family’s oven discharged, [...]

A Hawaiian man brought the horse of an ailing relative to the Wilcox Memorial Hospital in hopes of cheering up his buddy. According to Hospital spokeswoman Lani Yukimura, a drunk man and horse rode the elevator up to the third floor before security personnel met and stopped them. The patient was brought out to [...]

The tenth time was the charm for perennial drunk driver and all-around loser Anthony Lynn Falco. Some may say the great state of Texas was slow to react, but they are finally locking up the 53-year-old Taylor man after he recorded his tenth DWI charge last June. Thankfully, Falco will be removed from society before [...]

Talk about a sticky situation. Centava Dozier, a 21-year-old native of Harris County, Texas, has slapped American Airlines with a $200,000 lawsuit. This was is response to a fellow passenger slapping his salami in the seat next to Dozier. Lots of slapping going on! According to Dozier, a male passenger seated next to her on [...]

Struggling actresses take note: The most effective way to revive your fledgling career is to think is terms of these three letters: X, X, and X. Make the jump from traditional acting to adult acting and we just may talk about you, perhaps even make you relevant once again. Kristin Davis, a former star on [...]

The huge scam known as Wall Street is clearly alive and kicking as former financial powerhouse Bear Stearns has free-fallen into oblivion, agreeing to be bought out by rival JPMorgan Chase for a measly $2 per share. The nest-egg of 14,000+ employees has effectively been wiped out, along with the fortunes of 1,000’s of other [...]

Edward Wise Davis, 37, and his wife Brazell Davis, 36, are  clearly dedicated drinkers, but as parents they could use some helpful pointers. Davis drove to a local Florida bar with his 8-year-old daughter to meet his wife. When they arrived at the bar, Davis told his daughter to stay in the vehicle and “keep [...]

What is this world coming to when even a man’s prosthetic leg can be the target of theft? Australian Paralympic champion Brendan Burkett was vacationing with his family, when his spare pegleg was stolen from a Sunshine Coast beach. The theft took place at at Noosa River Caravan Park. Said Burlett, “Two o’clock this morning [...]

William Musto, a 44-year-old history teacher at Discovery Intermediate in Poinciana, Florida, is in hot water over alleged inappropriate comments he made to a 13-year-old female student. The student alleges that Musto told her that she had “nice, perky tits” in front of the entire class. The girl’s mother planned to file a police report [...]

In a desperate attempt to remain relevant, Tori Spelling admitted this week that her cans are fake. The struggling actress, attempting to revive her career, just released a tell-all biography entitled Stori Telling. When asked about her past cosmetic procedures, Spelling finally admitted to increasing her bust. Said Tori in a USA Today interview, “A [...]