Land of Stupid

Doanzell Gieddarr Johnson of Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota, was arrested today after receiving a 213 pound  UPS shipment of marijuana from California. Los Angeles police had arrested three people on charges of shipping the weed and quickly notified Twin Cities authorities of the impending shipment. When Johnson went to pick up the parcels in his [...]

Jingbin Wang was teaching his American foreign policy class when a gunman suddenly busted into the classroom. The gunman pointed the gun at Wang as he forced the 7 students in the classroom to line up against the wall. While complaining that he was kicked out of school and needed a lung transplant, the gunman [...]

According to two relatively attractive, but overly conceited 18-year-olds, Southwest Airlines removed them from a flight because they were too pretty. Nisreen Swedberg, a student at the University of South Florida, and friend Sarah Williams flew from Tampa Bay to Los Angeles on February 14th. When they arrived in Los Angeles, Southwest Airlines directed four [...]

Usually these ritzy upscale golf and tennis clubs simply exclude prospective members from their inner sanctum for  the unforgivable crime of belonging to the wrong race or socio-economic class. The Mt. Carmel Tennis Club in Sunbury, Australia, however, has found a new and creative way to exclude one of its younger members. The club has [...]

Who could’ve imagined that it could be breasts that ultimately bust Roger Clemens? A new report is out this week claiming that Roger Clemens’ hot wife Debbie and Jose Canseco’s ex-wife and Playboy model Jessica, compared, felt, and fondled each other’s sweater puppies at the notorious 1998 party held at Jose Canseco’s mansion. The two [...]

Do you have breasts the size of mosquito bites? Could a single strand of dental floss double as a training bra? Did someone drop two tic-tacs down your shirt? Well, if you are in desperate need of breast augmentation surgery but fear the pain and recovery time associated with the procedure, you may be in [...]

Four strands of George Washington’s hair, snipped from his head in 1837, were auctioned off on Friday for $17,000. It was initially thought that the hair could fetch as much as $75,000, but that number came down significantly during the Thompson & Riley auction. Still, there is no concrete evidence that the hair even belonged [...]

All Elmo’s are not created equally. This Elmo Knows Your Name doll has an evil streak in it. After changing Elmo’s batteries, the Bowman family of Lithia, Florida, claim that the toy doll began unleashing death threats aimed towards their two-year-old son. Elmo began to repeatedly declare “Kill James” in a sing-song voice. Said James’ [...]

Natasha Sizow is the next name on a growing list of female school teachers in trouble with the law. The 24-year-old high school teacher turned herself into authorities on Tuesday night after being charged with sending illicit photos of herself to students. The Virginia Beach resident teaches social studies and coaches swimming at Granby High [...]

The rich keep getting richer. It is particularly annoying when the extremely rich are extremely talentless, as is the case for Jennifer Lopez. Nonetheless, the good news keeps rolling in for J-Lo. Not only did she give birth to twins early this morning, but rumors are circulating that People magazine will offer the star and [...]