Land of Stupid

Sydney Rieckhoff, a fourth grader and “kid reporter” for Scholastic News, approached former first daughter Chelsea Clinton is the hopes of asking the 27 year old a question at a campaign related event in Iowa. The young girl asked Clinton if she thought her dad would make a good “first man” in the White House. [...]

A Quebec man has successfully sold a snowbank for $3,550 on eBay. The seller, Michel Levesque, auctioned off the snow in his front yard in hopes of raising money for charity. Said Levesque, “I don’t know who would want snow, but anyway it’s for a good cause, so why not?” The winners of the auction, [...]

It’s been exactly one year since Iraq’s shitstain of a leader, Saddam Hussein, was executed. The Iraqi leader was executed on December 30, 2006 and subsequently buried next to his shitstain offspring, Odai and Qusai. So the question remains: Was Iraq any safer in 2007 since the elimination of Hussein? New data is out and [...]

Police in the West Knoxville, Tennessee area are looking for  a Hooters patron who shot up the restaurant after a dispute over his bar tab. After being asked to leave by a manager, the unknown assailant pulled out a .40-caliber gun from his backpack, fired shots into the restaurant, and ran away on foot. 1 [...]

Miley Cyrus, the 15 year old singer, songwriter, and actress is upset that slumber party pictures of her and a friend were released to the masses this week via the internet. The pictures depict the Hannah Montana star kissing another girl and frolicking around on a hotel floor.  Said Cyrus, “It’s two girls at [...]

Earlier today we profiled a 10 year old girl who received a supposed new MP3 player from Wal-Mart. Unfortunately  the MP3 player wound up being used and was preloaded with pornographic images, profanity, and war clips (Link).
A similar report is out this evening from a Germantown, Maryland Wal-Mart location. A young girl, upon opening her [...]

Valerie Begue, the current Miss France, has been punished for appearing in compromising poses for a French gossip magazine (See link for previous Miss France news). Begue will be allowed to retain the title of Miss France, but will not be able to compete in the Miss World or Miss Universe competitions.
My take: Ridiculous punishment! [...]

A St. Petersburg man, Paul Clements, blew off his left hand when he attempted to open up a firework. Clements was in his bedroom with several others, included two children, when he attempted to open the firework with a screwdriver.  As the device exploded, Clements lost his  left hand and suffered injuries to his eyes, [...]

Bail was set at $50,000 after a 30 year old Oregonian woman, Meagan Harper, was busted in a car with a blood alcohol level of .55%. Harper’s blood alcohol concentration registered an astounding seven times the legal limit in Oregon and was at a range considered lethal. The 5′11″ 130 pound woman represents an “extraordinary [...]

A 10 year old in Cookeville, Tennessee was thrilled when she received a new MP3 player for Christmas. Unfortunately, when the young girl turned the player on, she quickly discovered the player was not new and was not what she had expected. A Wal-Mart store in Sparta, Tennessee is being blamed for selling a used [...]